Apa Bedanya Kura – kura dengan Tukang Bajaj?

Kalau kura – kura didekatin kepalanya masuk!!!
Kalau Tukang Bajaj didekatin Kepalanya keluar!! (Mau kemana neng???)

cara keluar dari kamar tak berpintu

Suatu hari terlihat 2 orang anak yang sedang bermain tebak2an, sebut saja mereka Sondang dan Paidi. Sondang: “Di, aku punya tebakan. Kalau kamu bisa jawab, kamu minta apa aja aku beliin!” Paidi: “Ok deh, paling tebakanmu itu2 aja…” Sondang: “Gimana caranya keluarin orang didalam kamar yang tidak ada pintunya dan tanpa bantuan alat apapun?” Paidi: “Wah, kalo itu sih sulit! Gimana bisa panjat atau bongkar tuh tembok kalo gak ada alatnya! Terus apa dong solusinya..???!” Sondang: “Bodo banget sih kamu! Ya tinggal keluar aja, wong kamarnya tidak ada pintunya!!!”

surat peringatan untuk ayah

Hanya sebagai pengingat… Mengapa kebanyakkan orang tua beruban walaupun belum tlalu tua..

Seorang Ayah melewati kamar anaknya yang pintunya sedang terbuka.. Ia melihat sesuatu yg lain, kamar itu begitu rapih dan bersih..selimut terlipat dengan baik dan tak ad sampah berserakkan di lantai..Si Ayah senang sekali dan berpikir bahwa anaknya telah berubah..

Namun di atas ranjang anaknya ada ebuah amplop..Si Ayah langsung saja mengambil amplop itu dan membukanya..

Kepada Ayahku tercinta,

Aku minta maaf Ayah..Aku menulis surat ini dengan perasaan sangat menyesal. Tp aku harus pergi bersama LOL haha.. Aku tau engkau tidak suka dengannya, apalgi tatonya, cara berpakaiannya dan juga kebiasaan merokoknya dan juga usianya yg jauh di atas ku..

Namun aku sudah sangat mencintainya Ayah, aku harus pergi bersama dia.. Karena dia telah mengandung anakku.. Aku tau aku baru berusia 17 tahun namun aku rasa aku siap untuk menjalani itu semua.. Sekali lagi maafkan aku Ayah..Aku tidak bermaksud menecewakanmu..

Anakmu, Agus

Membaca surat tersebut, Si Ayah langsung shock karena tak percaya dgn ap yg telah dibacanya barusan.. Namun ternyata di balik kertas tersebut ada tulisan yg berbunyi:

“Ayah kaget ya? tenang saja Yah..Aku ada di Rumah Adi kok, Aku tidak seburuk yang Ayah duga..semua tulisan di atas bohong kok..Aku cuma mau mengingatkan Ayah bahwa ad hal yg lebih buruk yg bisa terjadi dalam hidupmu daripada nilai rapotku yg ad di dalam laci meja belajarku”

Aku sayang Ayah..

PS: Telp aku y klo sudah aman bagiku untuk pulang ke rumah

Teka-Teki Ayam

Jika diteras rumah ada 10 ayam (1 induk & 9 anak). karena si ayam E..E trus diusir. 6 ayam lariiiii terbirit-birit. Tinggal berapakah ayam di teras?????

Jawabnya tetap 10 ayam diteras. Soalnya mereka yang lari cuman lari di tempat..
he he he

Unfaithful

by : Rihanna

[Verse 1:]
Story of my life
Searching for the right
But it keeps avoiding me
Sorrow in my soul
Cause it seems that wrong
Really loves my company

He’s more than a man
And this is more than love
The reason that the sky is blue
But clouds are rolling in
Because I’m gone again
And to him I just can’t be true

[Hook:]
And I know that he knows I’m unfaithful
And it kills him inside
To know that I am happy with some other guy
I can see him dying

[Chorus:]
I don’t wanna do this anymore
I don’t wanna be the reason why
Everytime I walk out the door
I see him die a little more inside
I don’t wanna hurt him anymore
I don’t wanna take away his life
I don’t wanna be…. a murderer

[Verse 2:]
I feel it in the air
As I’m doing my hair
Preparing for another date
A kiss up on my cheek
He’s here reluctantly
As if I’m gonna be out late
I say I won’t be long
Just hanging with the girls
A lie I didn’t have to tell
Because we both know
Where I’m about to go
And we know it very well

[Hook:]
Cause I know that he knows I’m unfaithful
And it kills him inside
To know that I am happy with some other guy
I can see him dying

[Chorus:]
I don’t wanna do this anymore
I don’t wanna be the reason why
Everytime I walk out the door
I see him die a little more inside
I don’t wanna hurt him anymore
I don’t wanna take away his life
I don’t wanna be…. a murderer

[Breakdown:]
Our Love… his trust
I might as well take a gun and put it to his head
Get it over with
I don’t wanna do this
Anymore (anymore)

Oooohhh… anymore

[Chorus:]
I don’t wanna do this anymore
I don’t wanna be the reason why
And everytime I walk out the door
I see him die a little more inside
I don’t wanna hurt him anymore
I don’t wanna take away his life
I don’t wanna be…. a murderer

Ooo… a murderer…
No, no, no… yeah

Hate That I Love You (feat. Ne-Yo)

by Rihanna

[Rihanna:]
As much as I love you
As much as I need you
And I cant stand you
Must everything you do make me wanna smile
Can I not like you for awhile? (No….)

[Ne-Yo:]
You wont let me
You upset me girl
And then you kiss my lips
All of a sudden I forgive (that I was upset)
Can’t remember what you did

[Rihanna:]
But I hate…
You know exactly what to do
So that I cant stay mad at you
For too long thats wrong

[Ne-Yo:]
But I hate…
You know exactly how to touch
So that I dont want to fuss.. and fight no more
Said I despise that i adore you

[Rihanna:]
And i hate how much i love you boy (yeah…)
I cant stand how much I need you (I need you…)
And I hate how much I love you boy (oooh whoa..)
But I just cant let you go
And I hate that I love you so (oooh..)

[Ne-Yo:]
You completely know the power that you have
The only one makes me laugh

[Rihanna:]
Said its not fair
How you take advantage of the fact
That I..will be under reason why
And it just aint right

[Ne-Yo:]
And I hate how much I love you girl
I cant stand how much I need you (yeah..)
And I hate how much I love you girl
But I just cant let you go
But I hate that I love you so

[Both:]
One of these days maybe your magic wont affect me
And your kiss wont make me weak
But no one in this world knows me the way you know me
So you’ll probably always have a spell on me…

[Ne-Yo:]
Yeaahhh… Oohh…

[Rihanna:]
As much i love you (as much as I need you)
As much as I need you (oooh..)
As much I love you (oh..)
As much as I need you

[Rihanna:]
And I hate that i love you soooo
And I hate how much i love you boy
I cant stand how much I need ya (cant stand how much I need you)
And I hate how much I love you boy
But I just cant let you go (but I just cant let you go no..)
And I hate that I love you so

And I hate that I love you so.. soo…..

Disenchanted

by My Chemical Romance

Well I was there on the day
They sold the cause for the queen,
And when the lights all went out
We watched our lives on the screen.
I hate the ending myself,
But it started with an alright scene.

It was the roar of the crowd
That gave me heartache to sing.
It was a lie when they smiled
And said, “you won’t feel a thing”
And as we ran from the cops
We laughed so hard it would sting

Yeah yeah, oh

If I’m so wrong (so wrong, so wrong)
How can you listen all night long? (night long, night long)
Now will it matter after I’m gone?
Because you never learn a goddamned thing.

You’re just a sad song with nothing to say
About a life long wait for a hospital stay
And if you think that I’m wrong,
This never meant nothing to ya

I spent my high school career
Spit on and shoved to agree
So I could watch all my heroes
Sell a car on tv
Bring out the old guillotine
We’ll show ’em what we all mean.

Yeah yeah, oh

If I’m so wrong (so wrong, so wrong)
How can you listen all night long? (night long, night long)
Now will it matter long after I’m gone?
Because you never learn a goddamned thing.

You’re just a sad song with nothing to say
About a life long wait for a hospital stay
And if you think that I’m wrong,
This never meant nothing to ya

So go, go away, just go, run away.
But where did you run to? And where did you hide?
Go find another way, price you pay

Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah

You’re just a sad song with nothing to say
About a life long wait for a hospital stay
And if you think that I’m wrong,
This never meant nothing to ya, come on

You’re just a sad song with nothing to say
About a life long wait for a hospital stay
And if you think that I’m wrong,
This never meant nothing to ya

At all, at all, at all, at all

my immortal

by : Evanescence

I’m so tired of being here

Supressed by all my childish fears

And if you have to leave

I wish that you would just leave

Cause your presence still lingers here

And it won’t leave me alone
These wounds won’t seem to heal

This pain is just too real

There’s just too much that time can not erase
When you cried I’d wipe away all of your tears

When you’d scream I’d fight away all of your fears

I held your hand thru all of these years

But you still have all of me
You used to captivate me by your resonating mind

Now I’m bound by the life you left behind

Your face it haunts my once plesant dreams

Your voice it chased away all the sanity in me
These wounds won’t seem to heal

This pain is just too real

There’s just too much that time can not erase
When you cried I’d wipe away all of your tears

When you’d scream I’d fight away all of your fears

I held your hand thru all of these years

But you still have all of me
I’ve tried so hard to tell myself that you’re gone

But tho you’re still with me

I’ve been alone all along
When you cried I’d wipe away all of your tears

When you’d scream I’d fight away all of your fears

I held your hand thru all of these years

But you still have all of me

my confession

by : Afgan

Your Smile Brings Light Into My Days
The Tought Of You ,Warms My Night
To Hold You In My Arms ,
Even In My Dreams It Feels So Right
Loving You

You Never See The Way I Look Into Your yes
You Never Realize The Love I Feel nside
Pain And Sorrow That Haunted Me ,
Cause Words I’ve Left Unsaid To You

Now You Found Someone Else To Love
Deep In My Heart, My Love Won’t Fade Away
To Hold U In My Arms
Even In My Dreams It Feels So Right Loving You

closer

by : travis

I’ve had enough, of this parade.
I’m thinking of, the words to say.
We open up, unfinished parts,
Broken up, its so mellow.

And when I see you then I know it will be next to me
And when I need you then I know you will be there with me
Ill never leave you…

Just need to get closer, closer,
Lean on me now,
Lean on me now,
closer, closer,
Lean on me now,
Lean on me now.

Keep waking up (waking up), without you here (without you here).
Another day (another day), another year (another year).
I seek the truth (seek the truth), we set apart (we set apart)
Thingking of a second chance (a second chance).

And when I see you then I know it will be next to me
And when I need you then I know you will be there with me
Ill never leave you…

Just need to get closer, closer,
Lean on me now,
Lean on me now,
closer, closer,
Lean on me now,
Lean on me now (lean on me now).

And when I see you then I know it will be next to me
And when I need you then I know you will be there with me
Ill never leave you…

Just need to be closer, closer,
Lean on me now,
Lean on me now,
closer, closer,
Lean on me now,
Lean on me now (lean of me now).

closer, closer… closer, closer